Fifteen Reasons Why Books Are Better Than Computers.
1.) Books don't take ten minutes to load and, when they're done, demand you do a full virus scan and reboot.
2.) Books never crash.
3.) You don't have to spend three hours a week backing up your books.
4.) Books don't require a plethora of different passwords in order to access them which, after you've entered them, you promptly forget, and spend the next three hours trying to recall.
5.) If books took over the world, the worst you'd be able to say would be that we'd all be incredibly verbose and intelligent. If computers took over the world, we'd only be able to communicate in ones and zeroes.
6.) A good book is hard to put down, but a good computer is impossible to pick up.
7.) You don't need to take a book to the repair shop if you accidentally drop it in the pool.
8.) From books one can learn of the many subtle beauties of language. On comptrs, u lrn 2 type lk ths. (lol, totes! rofl.)
9.) Books never download bizarre intercontinental viruses created by some computer nerd in Brazil with a cold heart and way too much time on his hands which, when secretly installed, send you to websites selling tampons and black-market Viagra.
10.) Dymock's, Barnes&Noble and WHSmith are all still cheaper than PC World.
11.) When buying a book you are never bombarded with long, foreign technical words including RAM, processor and disk, by a condescending 16-year old salesperson.
12.) Have you ever seen a supervillain attempt to blow up the world with his handy paperback?
13.) Books are still useful after five hundred years. Computers are redundant after five minutes.
14.) You are never forced to upgrade to a 'newer version' of a book.
15.) You don't need a thick User Manual, usually written in seventy-six elusive foreign languages - including Swahili and Ancient Tibetan - but not English, to read a book.
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ReplyDeleteAlthough computers have more stuff on them, I agree. I can never find what I need on the computer, It gives me some fake stuff
ReplyDeleteYeah!Books are always better than computers.You know because of viruses.
ReplyDelete15 14 13 12 and 8 are wrong 7 is retarded 6 you can pick up a computer otherwise you couldn't drop it in a pool (think god damn it!) 5 books and computers cant take over the world they are inanimate objects, 4 you are meant to write passwords down somewhere 3 get a computer not from the 1900's and 1they dont demand they recommend. 2 had nothing wrong with it.
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Delete....what about e-book tablets? :3 when it said in the pool he ment laptop or maybe a phone or tablet (think god damn it)
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Deletemum will never tell you to stop reading but she will yell at you and threaten to smash your laptop if she catches you on it again before school :(
ReplyDeleteI think books are WAY better! :) I've been reading since I was 4 and now I'm 15... I'm using this site for research for an argument essay for English :)
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